Love.... and junk

Today my best friend finally got the girl he's been wanting for a while, Congratulations by the way. Myself, I've been alone for a while now (3 months, 4 days, 3 hours, and 49 minutes. But who's counting?) and it's shed some light relationships.
Examples:

1. You say you'd never do anything to hurt them, you then argue and call each other disturbing insults, so they make a a liar.
2. You say you're going to be together forever and plan on it, then a while later (chances are) you break up, they make you a hypocrite.

 I could go on but i won't bore you with my way of thinking, instead I'll leave you on this little tidbit of humor.

Deer 1: Whoa! Look at those cool parallel lights!
Deer 2: Those are awesome! Let's just stand here and stare at them!
Deer 1: Agreed, what's the worst that could happen?

P.S. Pretty colors!